i'd never be lonely with a lampshade tattoo

i don't know if i want to get a tattoo. people usually get tattoos to say something about themselves "on themselves"... you know... to show something unique about them, to stand out. girls will typically get something like an angel or a fairy, and boys usually get something "manly" like chinese symbols or a dragon. in a nutshell, tattoos are usually people just wanting to show their uniqueness. SO, i came to the conclusion that if I ever get a tattoo it'd have to be something like an alligator wearing slippers and holding a lollypop or something totally meaningless and random like a lampshade or something. this is basically for the purpose of conversation because when you think about it, how many people are going to ask you about your barb-wire tattoo when they could ask about your stellar looking lampshade, eh? so if your going to mark your body and you want to be original i think you should get a lampshade tattoo because when it comes down to it, you'd never be lonely with a lampshade tattoo.